Wild pigs vs GOF. Episode 23

TRAP # 43

Background briefing;

Pigs stole a 30kg bunch of bananas which I had stored ‘out of reach’ on top of a hay bale in the garden shed.

Response;

Banana-trigger rolling falling skull-splitting railway wheels 1.

Banana-trigger rolling falling skull-splitting railway wheels 2.

Results;

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Foot, left, exquisite, damaged, unserviceable.

Progressive Score;

Pigs   43.       GOF    O.

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Any comment or ‘like’ deemed by management of The Bucket to be pig propaganda or otherwise rooting for the porcine insurgents will receive a pingback into your computer which will include an exploding packet of pigshit.  This is very serious warfare.

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Footnote;     No GOFs were hurt during the production of this story.

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