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Wild pigs vs GOF. Episode 23

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TRAP # 43

Background briefing;

Pigs stole a 30kg bunch of bananas which I had stored ‘out of reach’ on top of a hay bale in the garden shed.

Response;

Banana-trigger rolling falling skull-splitting railway wheels 1.

Banana-trigger rolling falling skull-splitting railway wheels 2.

Results;

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Foot, left, exquisite, damaged, unserviceable.

Progressive Score;

Pigs   43.       GOF    O.

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Any comment or ‘like’ deemed by management of The Bucket to be pig propaganda or otherwise rooting for the porcine insurgents will receive a pingback into your computer which will include an exploding packet of pigshit.  This is very serious warfare.

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Footnote;     No GOFs were hurt during the production of this story.

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22 responses »

  1. I’m liking the fact that no GOFs were hurt. Hilarious attempt. Tragic consequences! What did Mrs. GOF have to say about this project? 🙂

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    • Thanks Lauri. Mrs GOF sensibly just ignores most things that I do and rues her own massive error of judgment 30 years ago which brought her to the position in which she now finds herself. 🙂

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  2. Good thing you have two feet (both left?)

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  3. Had to like, just to see the pingback with the exploding packet of pigshit. Couldn’t resist. That’s some technology. What a century we live in!

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  4. exquisite?
    So it was Mrs GOF’s foot?

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  5. Go pigs! (I don’t like threats, and since the pigs aren’t threatening me…)

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  6. I wouldn’t laugh – there are too many of those “pigs” running around here, and I suspect they can communicate with the Aussie wing of the Global Union for the Liberation of Porcine (G.U.L.P.).

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    • Yep, the bastards…..thank you for understanding GOM. I spend half my life dealing with the Porcine Revolutionary Insurgency Causing Kaos Society.

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  7. Heh, “footnote”.

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  8. Come on GOF, admit it, this is just a coverup for your attempts to create the world’s first ever pig chariot.

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    • Now there’s an idea Amelie….instead of working against them I should be working WITH the little #%$@!&%$, ….sorry I meant God’s little creations.

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  9. Sorry to hear about your misfortune there GOF. Although as a piece of advice, you seem to have gone a bit overboard when painting your toe nails. Don’t get me wrong, I think it looks nice but…maybe just tone it down a bit?

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