TRAP # 43
Background briefing;
Pigs stole a 30kg bunch of bananas which I had stored ‘out of reach’ on top of a hay bale in the garden shed.
Response;
Results;
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Progressive Score;
Pigs 43. GOF O.
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Any comment or ‘like’ deemed by management of The Bucket to be pig propaganda or otherwise rooting for the porcine insurgents will receive a pingback into your computer which will include an exploding packet of pigshit. This is very serious warfare.
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Footnote; No GOFs were hurt during the production of this story.
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I’m liking the fact that no GOFs were hurt. Hilarious attempt. Tragic consequences! What did Mrs. GOF have to say about this project? 🙂
Thanks Lauri. Mrs GOF sensibly just ignores most things that I do and rues her own massive error of judgment 30 years ago which brought her to the position in which she now finds herself. 🙂
Good thing you have two feet (both left?)
“(both left?)” Only on the dance floor Elyse.
Had to like, just to see the pingback with the exploding packet of pigshit. Couldn’t resist. That’s some technology. What a century we live in!
Management has unfortunately deemed that your ‘like’ was more for my literary genius than an intentional support for The Enemy. As such, the one and only hi-tech exploding shit package will be reserved for someone with more subversive intent. Sorry. I can imagine how you were so looking forward to cleaning up your keyboard. 🙂
Oh! Bait and switch!!
Time heals all disappointment.
exquisite?
So it was Mrs GOF’s foot?
When the bandages come off I’ll send you a plaster-cast model of my exquisite foot complete with sealed aroma package, so you can come to understand this thing of great beauty.
Be still my beating heart…please.
🙂
Go pigs! (I don’t like threats, and since the pigs aren’t threatening me…)
How’s your Kleenex supply there LOM? 🙂
I wouldn’t laugh – there are too many of those “pigs” running around here, and I suspect they can communicate with the Aussie wing of the Global Union for the Liberation of Porcine (G.U.L.P.).
Yep, the bastards…..thank you for understanding GOM. I spend half my life dealing with the Porcine Revolutionary Insurgency Causing Kaos Society.
Heh, “footnote”.
Well spotted. Unintentional. 🙂
Come on GOF, admit it, this is just a coverup for your attempts to create the world’s first ever pig chariot.
Now there’s an idea Amelie….instead of working against them I should be working WITH the little #%$@!&%$, ….sorry I meant God’s little creations.
Sorry to hear about your misfortune there GOF. Although as a piece of advice, you seem to have gone a bit overboard when painting your toe nails. Don’t get me wrong, I think it looks nice but…maybe just tone it down a bit?
I bruise extensively and in an artistic fashion. 🙂