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The Goft Shop……..April Specials

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The Bucket is proud to offer three special and unique products this month from The Goft Shop.

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Catalogue # 675831.
Genuine Vatican Jelly for healing sin.

$27.65                                                         Add to trolley.

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Catalogue # 735472.
Jesus Toaster 
The Goft Shop recommends ordering half a dozen Vatican Jellys with this product as a precautionary blasphemy healer.

$106.95  (bread not included)                   Add to trolley

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Catalogue # 698362
The Gentleman’s Ballscratcher.  
Sterling silver.
Dishwasher friendly.
Not tested on animals.
Order two so that your man can multi-task at barbecues by using them as tongs to flip over the steaks and sausages.
Perfect also for getting the last irritating little bits out of the bottom of peanut butter jars.

$57.99                                                   Add to trolley

Sterling silver Gentlemans Ballscratcher

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CALL NOW!!!!!!  1800-GOFTSHOP    

And, as a very special offer, we will send to you free of charge with every Sterling Silver Ballscratcher ordered, a jar of

GOF’s Soothing Scrotum Salve.
Simply have your gentleman massage liberal amounts into his affected and adjacent areas before using the scratcher for an experience which neither of you will ever forget.

(Please disregard superceded label on illustrated item.)

REMEMBER CASH ONLY!    PHONE 1800-GOFTSHOP