More observations in Shopping Centres.
Australians of Anglo-Saxon origin (of which I am one) are a really ugly bunch. (86%)
Kangaroos, wombats and camels are much prettier.
The growing numbers of Hispanic, Asian and Scandinavian immigrants make us look even worse.
It’s no wonder England rounded up all of our hideous forefathers who were a blight on the picturesque hills and dales before shipping them off to Australia two centuries ago. Since then we’ve just bred indiscriminately with the first person who was too slow to slam the gate shut on our libidinal inquisitiveness. The result is a genetic train wreck.
We are now a pox on the beautiful face of our wide brown land.
Cosmetic attempts are being made to beautify the human landscape. Three quarters of all men below the age of 35 now have ‘artwork’ tattooed on their arms. Just like the Mandrill monkeys with hair-capes over their shoulders and Hamadryas baboons and their striking pink buttocks, the tattoos at least provide an element of distraction from all the unsightliness existing above the neckline.
We need to clean up the joint permanently by expanding our annual Tidy Towns Competition. Allocate a special day to put all the ugly people in a bin with options;
1. Deportation to Antarctica.
2. Being whacked on the scone with a nulla-nulla.
3. Shish-kebabing with a red-hot greased scimitar.
4. Compulsory cross-breeding with a Venezuelan.
And I’m not finished yet. To be continued………………….perhaps from Antarctica or South America.