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A special ‘Service to Humanity’ post.

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Last year an average of 20 people per day visited The Bucket after using the appropriate search term to discover the following illustration.

I’m guessing most of them were Post-Doctorate Research Fellows studying within the disciplines of genetics, biology, anthropology or perhaps even chemical engineering.  My illustration was previously only accessible after scrolling through an entire page of irrelevant data,  so as a special service to those working at the coal-face of scientific discovery I have chosen to make it more readily available in this special post.

By doing so the planet’s most gifted minds will be able to more rapidly access the required information before resuming whatever valuable service it was that they were providing for humanity beforehand.

You’re welcome.

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micro bikini

micro bikini

About GOF

"Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it, depends upon what you put into it." (Tom Lehrer)

23 responses »

  1. Thanks for the free sarcasms. How many can I have? Because I’d like 9, please.

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    • I’m surprised you haven’t already had a gutfull of my real life sarcasm Mike. 😉
      However, as I always aim to please, nine free sarcasms will be posted to you today in plain brown wrapping. I know you will treat them with the respect they deserve.

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  2. Holy moly.
    Micro bikini. Huge-mongous boobies.
    I’ll take the sarcasms, please. You guys can have Miss Micro.

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    • Sarcasms are always in stock in The Bucket Lauri.
      I’ll leave Miss Micro to someone else. Inga’s got this stupid regulation in place banning me from having anything to do with women who are younger than her.
      Talk about restrictive practice laws! GOM might be able to use Miss M or maybe Snowy needs his swimming pool cleaned out.

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  3. And to think my #1 search term is ‘raw asparagus smoothie.’ Really.

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  4. Another public service announcement brought to you by GOF? You’re so sharing and caring 🙂

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  5. There’s been some engineering there!

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  6. Not leaving much to the imagination there

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  7. I read the sign as “Free Sarcasm!” … and I wondered who had it held captive. then I got down to the photo and forgot what the hell the sign said.

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    • ‘and I wondered who had it held captive’….only you with the fast wit GOM…only you! 🙂
      Mind you, if you care to leave a financial contribution I will do my best to have sarcasm released.

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  8. I am constantly astounded by the depth of your charity, GOF. The Bucket is the blog that just keeps on giving. When the announcements are being made for the next Nobel Peace Prize winner, I know who the smart money is going to be on…

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  9. Mrs. GOF may be interested in doing that prep before you send her?

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