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The Bucket Higher Learning Supplement

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 This story contains an image of voluptuous nubile feminine nudity.
If it is likely to offend please go here for a few minutes.

Right. Now that we’ve offloaded the undesireable disruptive element who are now learning about Clostridium welchii Type D, the causal organism of Pulpy Kidney disease in sheep, we are free to continue;

In 2011 Mr Google and The Bucket are friends.

It was not always so.

Last year I doubted his competence and accordingly tested him with the  Bouncing Tits Examination  which, to his credit, he passed with flying colours.

This year he has excelled himself.

1. He has facilitated my discovery that I have symptoms of 27 potentially terminal diseases instead of the 12 which I previously knew about.

2. Through him I am able to access attractively priced Gold Label  Porn Port which I can order online and enjoy every night after meals.

3. He has sent many people to have a look in The Bucket.
Some arrive to check out Mr Google’s Bouncing Tits Results or to learn the real truth about history.
Recently however, a throng of students, most probably the cream of the world’s budding sports physiotherapists, have arrived hungry for knowledge about;

“andrea petkovic”
“andrea petkovic hot”
“andrea petkovic nude”

I am now filled with guilt and remorse.
These earnest scholars have traveled all the way to this seat of learning just to study my one and only inadequate homage to Andrea.

Accordingly, I humbly apologise to all these erudite researchers for my insufficiency in not being able to quench your insatiable thirst for knowledge with a single tutorial.

Although it has been an arduous task of compilation and editorship,
I trust the following Andrea Petkovic Appendix will reinstate
The Bucket’s reputation as an intellectual journal of substance.

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Legal Disclaimer;
This artwork IS NOT a depiction of Andrea Petkovic nude.
She refused all requests to pose nude for me.  The young lady illustrated is simply a look-alike selected from the multitude of women who keep wandering in off the street, throwing all their clothes off in the corner, sitting down on the table and demanding to be sketched by The Bucket’s Artist-in-Residence.

About GOF

"Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it, depends upon what you put into it." (Tom Lehrer)

19 responses »

  1. LOL!
    You are a complete nut! A hilarious nut, but a nut nonetheless! 😉

  2. It’s amazing what “search terms” show up. When I purposely wrote something trying to attract silly searches, nothing happened. When I write something innocuous they abound.

    I find it hard to believe, though, that the ‘artist in residence’ has that many willing models. At least not yet … we all know that when Mrs. GOF takes a holiday it’s in December.

    • I’ve had exactly the same result GOM, although the “Bouncing tits” project was quite successful.
      But winning by a huge margin are searches for “Vasco da Gama”….who would have thought.
      The recent flush of enquiries for Andrea is probably the result of the French Open tennis championships being played over the last couple of weeks.

      Mrs GOF is on holidays now. The “artist in residence” lives in forlorn hope. 🙂

  3. I thought nubile meant not fully developed/ adolescent. I could google but as usual, I prefer being ignorant (I am an American, after all) and also, I don’t think googling nubile at work is a good idea.

    • I don’t want you to get into any trouble at work MT….according to my dictionary nubile = of girl or young woman, marriageable, especially as to age or physical development.

      I had previously thought the word meant as you described.

  4. Google is quite an amazing machine. So far as Tennis Woman goes, I somehow can’t get past her amazing physique and very cool moisture-wick clothiing.

    • Andrea originally attracted my attention (I don’t know why I’m even bothering to write this because no-one will believe a word of it) because of her personality. Really. Truly. She refreshingly lit up the Australian Open Championships earlier this year with her down-to-earth playing style.

  5. My, my. She is quite an athlete, eh?
    Your devotion to your public is unflagging. 🙂

    • She is athletic, but also a very personable and entertaining young woman off-court as well.

      I do the best I can for “my public” Kimmy. 🙂

  6. As I say to Mr FD -“young enough to be your daughter”…crazy man.

    • I totally agree FD, it’s disgusting, perverted and crazy, and I of course get no enjoyment whatsoever from posting stories such as this. Unfortunately The Bucket is in the business of responding to it’s public, a large proportion of which are apparently either disgusting or perverted or crazy or a combination of all three.

      I am sure Mr FD would appreciate the unenviable predicament in which I find myself..

    • GOF and I made a deal at one point that he’s not allowed to ‘admire’ anyone youngerr than me. It seems to get more difficult every year for him. Poor GOF.

  7. I think I have developed the symptoms of pulpy kidney disease.

    You have bought so much into my life.

    • I’ve just sent a syringe of PKD vaccine to Liz…..what I’ve brought into your life is nothing compared to what she is about to inject into your butt-cheek Pete. 🙂

      • I’m outta here. Liz would enjoy the process way too much. Even a masseuse with hand rails on the ceiling would be safer.

        • “Even a masseuse with hand rails on the ceiling would be safer.”

          Just remember to always lay face upwards Pete……tell her GOF told you that was the way it should be. 🙂


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