GOF is in a lot of trouble again.
One very nice Russian lady answered my request for pregnant test
dummies patients to come forward and help me to conduct a round of warmup trials on my modified centrifugal birthing machine. (here)
Petchonkina is a recent arrival in Australia, having been sponsored by her 3 brothers under the family immigration scheme.
The information that these 3 brothers were all lawyers specialising in Medical Negligence and Accident Compensation claims unfortunately was not in my possession at the time when I strapped her in, started it up, then became distracted while searching for some nurses to attend, and went away to the beach for a weekend of fishing.
The court case starts on September 2.
Would anyone like to volunteer as an evidential witness to support my plea of temporary insanity?
Mr Juan Gearloose from Sydney has sent me a letter requesting that I modernise the following failed invention
Patent # 6,681,419 which he found whilst apparently having nothing better to do on the internet.
You are a really stupid man, Mr Gearloose.
I don't care that you "find some delight at lingering in public urinals to savour the ambience and decor, and enjoy the simple bonhomie and repartee of likeminded patrons."
What do you expect me to do with this headrest?
Add an MP4 player?
Perhaps in the circumstances a Wii module might be more appropriate?
You need help Mr Gearloose.
This is not the place to find it.