Evidence! If this is the sort of torment Mrs GOF wreaks upon helpless creatures in her vegetable patch, then it is no wonder that I have spent the last 29 years utterly terrified to step out of line at home.
(Disclaimer: No toad was hurt beyond a moment of acute embarrassment caused by its own misadventure.
I made this all up just so there would be a story for the picture.
Mrs GOF would never persecute me simply for bad-mouthing her on my blog. She would just kill me.)