The Bald (ing) and the Beautiful.
For over 20 years I have been subjected to much hurtful ridicule from my friends who did not fully understand my
obsession academic interest in Elle's career.
Poor sad GOF. 😦
When I recently saw an advertised service offering to predict romantic future simply by texting first names on my mobile phone and paying a very reasonable fee to the nice people there, I saw it as an opportunity to bypass the biased, uncaring, and unwanted opinion of these friends.
What more information would these incredibly gifted telephonic clairvoyants possibly need to have, in order to make an intelligent and realistic prediction of our impending hot and steamy love life, than first names? I am a trusting human soul.
Txt; GOF AND ELLE (my mobile phone is 10 years old and only texts in capital letters)
Response; "What the hell ridiculous name is GOF and it's high time you acted your age and stopped pestering retired supermodels"
So which one of my stupid friends is operating this stupid service anyway?!!!!