Why do the hands on bunches of bananas point upwards on the banana tree?
They only serve as a receptacle for bird shit, and a place of residence for spiders and cockroaches.
If they were more sensibly growing downwards, gravity would assist us to have longer bananas.
(a) Late on day 6, God, in His infinite wisdom, and generally pleased with His Creation, decided to insert some novelty items.
(b) Late on day 6, God realised the gravity and error of creating Man in his own likeness. Realising that Man would eventually completely overpopulate and trash Earth, the jewel in His celestial body portfolio, He resorted to sorrow-drowning with a mixture of mead and fermented grapes. Bananas were designed very late that evening.
(c) Late on day 6, God deliberately designed the banana His way, waiting for some impudent human to question His wisdom and sobriety, as a trigger to unleash His awesome wrath on the entire human race and the universe.
Does God have access to the internet?