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Cooking in the 21st century has become unnecessarily complicated. It’s like employing a helicopter to relocate a baby wombat from one [...]
December 31, 2012
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“The Lord saw that man was as a lost sheep in the desert and that his eyes were shrouded with boredom, and his habits filled with [...]
December 20, 2012
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Today The Bucket welcomes senior English Expression students from Sir Les Patterson’s Finishing School for Refined Young Ladies. They [...]
May 8, 2012
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Ohhhh Shhhheeeeiiittt! If you see Mrs GOF, please don't tell her what I've done. I've got 4 weeks to fix up the mess before she [...]
December 11, 2009
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Today was not my finest cordon bleu performance. Occasionally circumstances conspire against even the most gastronomically gifted. Conflagratus, [...]
December 10, 2009
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Mrs GOF has just winged it to Minnesota to visit with her brother for 5 weeks. She thinks I can't cook. Well, unbeknownst to her, I [...]
December 8, 2009
