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A change of heart

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Mrs GOF, just last week;

“GOF, don’t you think it’s about time that you developed some other interest in life and stopped posting pictures of women in various stages of undress in The Bucket?
Why not try acting your age and start taking some nice photographs of nature at work or some inanimate objects instead.”

Right.

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Hark……dost one hear the sweet strains of an angel whispering?

Oh yes, one does.

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“GOF,  IF YOU EVER MISAPPROPRIATE ANY MORE OF MY EXPENSIVE CUTLERY OR KIDNAP AND TERRORIZE MY FAVOURITE FLUFFY TOY AGAIN I SWEAR I’M GOING TO FILL YOUR STUPID BUCKET UP TO THE RIM WITH CASSOWARY POOP AND SHOVE YOUR HEAD SO FAR INTO IT THAT YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE PERMANENTLY STUCK UP THE BIRD’S BACKSIDE !!!.”

“GO AHEAD, POST WHATEVER YOU LIKE YOU AGGRAVATING LITTLE TWERP.”

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OK, thank you dear.

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Raquel Welch

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GOF’s Philosophy for the week;

Marriages are like unstable alpine snowfields.
You need to regularly fire small explosive charges
into them to prevent cataclysmic avalanches.

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