It’s like mercury or Dieldrin. Once it gets inside your system it’s very hard to get rid of.
Believe it or not this is going to be some sort of explanation as to why my “Comments” are disabled.
Every wet season I become guilt-ridden by remnants of infused Presbyterian righteousness when it comes to the management of comments with my WordPress friends.
It is a sin for one to receive when one dost not give.
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My blogging activities are governed entirely by the following scientific truths.
1. My computer, in the absence of an onboard nuclear fission facility, coal-fired steam engine or mice pounding away on a treadmill requires electricity to function.
2. As I have been unable to come up with the $100,000 required to connect to the power grid, or find a method of growing harvestable electrons in my garden composter, I have to rely upon solar panels to produce them.
3. Solar panels go on strike during our wet season when the sun has to shine through 10,000 feet of cloud and rain to reach them. No amount of verbal abuse or threatening behaviour will encourage them to produce more than a pittance of usable power.
This pittance I must share equally with Mrs GOF.
My share of the pittance enables me to post stories and read yours, but only during rare sunny breaks do I ever get the computer time necessary to compose and post comments.
There are two possible ways that you might be able to help me overcome this problem.
A. Send lots of money so I can buy more solar panels and batteries.
No. That won’t work. Methodist morality would make me return it to you immediately, with interest added, on the grounds that I didn’t work for it.
B. This might be a better idea. You could come and suggest to Mrs GOF that watching The Bold and Beautiful every day on TV is a complete waste of precious electrons which could be better utilised by GOF posting smart-arse comments on your blog.
Please let me know in advance when you will be arriving so that I can pre-book an ambulance and a bed for you in the local Intensive care Unit.
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In the unlikely event that you find something in The Bucket which requires correction or urgent comment, or you’d just like to communicate with the Grumpy One, please shove a Private Message down my Chute located in the wall to your left.
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For anyone interested in pictures of our solar power system they are HERE.